Thursday, July 15, 2010

To be 6 again....

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was
Looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not
Far off he asked what she'd like to
Have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror .

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall
Of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park... Her head was
Reeling and her stomach felt upside
Down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
Chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
Exhausted.


He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six
Again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.'

'I meant my dress size, you dip shit!!!


The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna
Get it wrong.

5 comments:

  1. I like it, but I would still like to be 6 and a six, LOL!!!

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  2. I disagree. There are way too many commercials and bad rap in general emasculating men. Though I am a divorced woman,
    I still have a great respect for (most) men. Perhaps we need to revisit what we feel when disrespected by men, or women. You know, do unto others.....

    And please, don't even get me started on the "retard"
    comment.

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  3. Cute story and I so agree on the "retard" term. Don't like it and don't use it but language changes and evolves and I understand how the meaning of the word is now different than my concept - just like the word "gay".

    Going on a walk to get away from the cravings.

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  4. I totally agree with not liking the term "retard" I thought about it at my meeting and even thought about emailing Annette to change it (I can't change posts from my phone) Please note is has been changed...to dip shit:) and just so you know it was sent to me from one of my best friends who happens to be a man. Thought it was cute! XO, Em

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  5. Very funny and very cute! I have actually heard this joke before. Most "real" men who are comfortable with themselves and can laugh at themselves don't take offense to these jokes. There are plenty of jokes about women, too. They are just jokes. Very cute and made me laugh. Thanks Emily!

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