If you are my facebook friend you may know all about "isms." In emilyism.com world an "ism" is something funny someone says.
Here is how it works if you say or e-mail me something funny and I use it, I will give you an "ism." I give the "ism" to the person I hear it from. If you know the actual author please let me know and I will give credit to both of you. It would be impossible to know where every quote actually came from. Most everything is a Godism anyway, but I talked to him and he said he didn't mind.
Here are some examples....
"I need a mental douche" tamism
"Please let me know if I get too big for my britches, you know how badly I want to fit in my skinny jeans" emilyism
"Pulling a brittany" sashaism
Fun right!? If anyone feels like sharing an "ism" or a story please e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org